The Traffic in My Head
by Lisa Donovan
“You have to stop, mom. Really.”
These were my son’s exact words to me as I took him to school today. Apparently, he is done with my trash talking the other drivers.
“I just can’t take it anymore. You go on and on and on and I really can’t stand to listen to you be mean to the other people on the road.”
He’s six.
“You know, mom, they are just trying to get somewhere too.”
I slunk down in my seat. For shame.. For shame!!!
“Maybe you should just trying taking a deep breath and being patient. But, please, just stop. I don’t want to hear about it anymore.”
Did I mention that he is six? God. I suck.
Once I apologized and shook the embarrassing shame from my shoulders I realized that I do go on quite a bit about how much I hate Nashville drivers. For some reason, when the light turns green people here do not move until 30seconds later. And, when the speed limit is 45, they see fit to mosey at about 30mph seemingly hoping that the next light will turn red before they get to it. They drive as if they have absolutely nowhere to be - and of course, 90% of the time it is because they are on their phone or eating a cheeseburger the size of their face with only their knee controlling the steering wheel. oh oh oh.. AND don’t even get me started about how utterly disfunctional these people are when they are faced with a round-a-bout.. good lord. You would think that they were being faced with the most difficult physics problem in the universe. Idiots. There is no other word for it.
And, I truly thought that these musings were being kept concelled in my head most of the time. Apparently, though, I am spattering about it the entire time I am driving. No wonder he is fed up. It has got to be annoying - hell, it annoys me. I’ll try to do a better job of keeping it to myself. Or, maybe, I’ll do a better job of not caring and just try to “take a deep breath and go with it”. I guess I’m lucky to have kids who keep me in check. It’s never easy to hear, but - ultimately - he’s really right. And I need to listen.
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December 7th, 2006 at 11:12 am
If you spend Christmas in NYC, you’ll return to Nashville thinking that those same drivers you are now cursing are some of the finest, most skilled drivers in the land. You’ll probably want to buy all of them a cheesburger.
:0)
December 7th, 2006 at 11:48 am
I don’t know John, I lived in a lot of places and Nashville has some of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen and experienced. They are certainly different from NY drivers, but they make up for it in their slowness and stupidity. Driving in Nashville is like Sunday, everyday — many people are out for a Sunday drive. They seem to drive with no intent, just cruising at 56mph in the left lane when the speed limit is 70mph. Makes me miss rush hour in Orlando, FL and Denver, CO where you would be bumper to bumper going 70mph in all lanes
December 7th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Oh thank GOD! I am so glad it is not just ME!
I thought there was NO way on Earth that Florida drivers (especially with the high population of retirees) could be better than Nashville drivers but I think they really are…
I was starting to fear that I was becoming a hurried, harried rush-a-holic who had lost her mind. You would not believe the spasms I have because of this… Great to know that others in Nashville agree! It might just be the peace of mind I need to get over it. Bless you Jon Henshaw. bless you.