{"id":314,"date":"2006-05-02T08:54:49","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T14:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/?p=314"},"modified":"2006-05-02T08:57:13","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T14:57:13","slug":"softball-but-what-shall-i-wear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/02\/softball-but-what-shall-i-wear\/","title":{"rendered":"Softball???  But, what shall I wear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow.  Somehow I have been convinced to play on a softball team.. For anybody that has met me, you know how laughable this is.  Next to Woody Allen, I am the least athletic person in the Universe.  I run like a girl.  I throw like a girl.  I definately swing a bat like a girl.  When asked to play on this team (it is girls against boys in the cafe I work at) the first thing I thought, however embarassing it is to admit it, was &#8220;what the hell do I wear to something like this?&#8221;.  Sign #1 that I have no business in or around a baseball field.  Somehow, as I gave it time, I became allured by the idea of playing a game.  I don&#8217;t play enough games, I thought.  Comraderie is a good thing.  Team sports can build personality.  Right?  Up until this point in my life, I have been a pretty bookish individual.  It is time for me to shake things up.  I guess.<\/p>\n<p>So, yesterday was my first practice.  Since we are in the middle of moving it was a welcomed reprieve and I was glad to get outside for some play time.  We started by throwing the ball back and forth.  I was a pretty good throw, I must say.  Then it was time to practice batting.  Little mental image for you: You remember Olive Oil from Popeye?  Yup.  Picture her swinging a bat.  I was all elbows and knees.  I did manage to hit the ball.  Once.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, though, I had fun.  I got to spend some time getting to know my coworkers (all stellar softball players, to make my inabilities that much more gleaming) better and I did something I had never done before.  It&#8217;s good stuff.<\/p>\n<p>We have a game next Monday &#8211; if you&#8217;re in the Nashville area and are up for a good laugh, come by and see me try to hit a softball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. Somehow I have been convinced to play on a softball team.. For anybody that has met me, you know how laughable this is. Next to Woody Allen, I am the least athletic person&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}