{"id":399,"date":"2006-08-15T14:47:40","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T20:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/?p=399"},"modified":"2006-08-15T14:47:40","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T20:47:40","slug":"not-one-but-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/15\/not-one-but-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Not One, but Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are things that happen to other people that you think will never be a problem for you.\u00a0 Then you wake up one day, part your hair to the other side &#8211; just for something different &#8211; and you see, there, hiding shamefully under your dark brown, sassy, under-thirty hair cut glowing like Rudolph&#8217;s nose: the biggest, meanest grey hair you have ever seen.\u00a0 So you root around a little longer, thinking it must be the light hitting your hair the wrong way creating nothing but a mere illusion <em>and<\/em> as your trying to make it go away you see <strong>another<\/strong>.\u00a0 What?\u00a0 Two grey hairs?\u00a0 One is something you can ignore or at least pull out but <em>TWO<\/em>?? Two means that there are other hairs in agreement with the first and that they are possibly starting a coup against you.\u00a0 It means that, plucking be damned, you are going grey.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t even turned thirty yet.\u00a0 What the hell.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;m done talking about this.\u00a0 The humor is drying up and I just feel old.\u00a0 harumph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are things that happen to other people that you think will never be a problem for you.\u00a0 Then you wake up one day, part your hair to the other side &#8211; just for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stress-and-trauma"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}