{"id":591,"date":"2008-02-06T15:45:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T21:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/?p=591"},"modified":"2008-02-06T15:45:38","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T21:45:38","slug":"hey-kid-get-off-my-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/06\/hey-kid-get-off-my-lawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey kid, get off my lawn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the heck did I get so old?\u00a0 Why is it when &#8220;Jump&#8221; by Van Halen comes on the radio I&#8217;m freaked out by the thought of a balding man in spandex, when 20 years ago I thought he was a rock god?\u00a0 Have you LISTENED to those lyrics?\u00a0 I admit I had some vague delusions of being Madonna at one point but I turned away from the rubber bracelets and bullet bras by last year and am embracing my inner Hannah Montana.<\/p>\n<p>My tween daughter is begging me for leggings to wear under her skirts.\u00a0 Am I wrong to own twenty pair of black lace leggings or am I ahead of the trend instead?\u00a0 I\u2019d better hold on to my scrunchies just in case.\u00a0 I see big things in ugly rubber bands coming around the bend next year.\u00a0 Hey, has anyone seen my zippered leather jacket?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the heck did I get so old?\u00a0 Why is it when &#8220;Jump&#8221; by Van Halen comes on the radio I&#8217;m freaked out by the thought of a balding man in spandex, when 20&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.familyresource.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}