Bogusly Baffling Beyond Their Years…

I am so confused.  Wasn’t Lionel Ritchie middle aged when I was a young girl?  If the answer to this is yes, which it is, then why oh why does he look like THIS still:

I don’t think his eyes were that high when he was “dancing on the ceiling” in the eighties.. Maybe my memory deceives me….

And the last time I saw a picture of Kenny Rogers I was just down right scared.. Here’s a before and after shot for you….

I am used to, living in the Little Hollywood that is Nashville, seeing my fair share of plastic surgery… But why can’t our icons leave themselves alone.. Posterity for god’s sake!  Come ON!